Those of you who have been
subscribing to the Lucidea Letter for any length of time will know that I like
to share with you any useful tips I come across. And Christmas is a time for sharing as well -
so that's two very good reasons for me to tell you about something I came across
recently.
Not long ago I was doing some
work for a company that makes Christmas decorations, cards, wreaths and so on -
anything to do with Christmas, in fact. When I
was looking round their warehouse I came across some boxes that obviously
hadn't been touched for months - and probably years. When I blew the dust off I could just make
out an old label that said:
Jokes: Crackers, For The Use
Of
Topic: Logistics
I thought I ought to share what I
found with you! So here's what was
inside:
Q. Why did the man get
sacked from the orange juice warehouse?
A. Because he couldn't
concentrate.
Q. Why is a cold store
like a bike shed?
A. They're both full of
icicles.
Q. Why can't a baker keep
a secret at Christmas?
A. Because his warehouse is full
of mince spies.
Q. Did you hear about the
driver who crashed a truck full of ice cream?
A. He had a
terrible case of Mr Whippy-lash
Q. What do call a man who
delivers fizzy orange juice?
A. Fanta Claus.
Q. Did you hear about the
man who fell into the machinery in the sofa warehouse?
A. He's fully recovered now.
Q. What should you use to
deliver food to a childrens' party?
A. A jelly-copter.
Q. What did the man who
had a warehouse full of door knockers win?
A. The Nobel Prize
Q. What happened when the
driver delivering a load of tortoises to the zoo crashed into the driver
delivering the terrapins?
A. It was a turtle disaster.
And if you've got any you want to
share with me - feel free!
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