Those of you who have been subscribing to the Lucidea Letter for any length of time will know that I like to share with you any useful tips I come across. And Christmas is a time for sharing as well - so that's two very good reasons for me to tell you about something I came across recently.
Not long ago I was doing some work for a company that makes Christmas decorations, cards, wreaths and so on - anything to do with Christmas, in fact. When I was looking round their warehouse I came across some boxes that obviously hadn't been touched for months - and probably years. When I blew the dust off I could just make out an old label that said:
Jokes: Crackers, For The Use Of
Topic: Logistics
I thought I ought to share what I found with you! So here's what was inside:
Q. Why did the man get sacked from the orange juice warehouse?
A. Because he couldn't concentrate.
Q. Why is a cold store like a bike shed?
A. They're both full of icicles.
Q. Why can't a baker keep a secret at Christmas?
A. Because his warehouse is full of mince spies.
Q. Did you hear about the driver who crashed a truck full of ice cream?
A. He had a terrible case of Mr Whippy-lash
Q. What do call a man who delivers fizzy orange juice?
A. Fanta Claus.
Q. Did you hear about the man who fell into the machinery in the sofa warehouse?
A. He's fully recovered now.
Q. What should you use to deliver food to a childrens' party?
A. A jelly-copter.
Q. What did the man who had a warehouse full of door knockers win?
A. The Nobel Prize
Q. What happened when the driver delivering a load of tortoises to the zoo crashed into the driver delivering the terrapins?
A. It was a turtle disaster.
And if you've got any you want to share with me - feel free!
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